Some silliness
People who know me are aware that puns are a perverse pleasure of mine. With that in mind and the recent celebration of Halloween; here goes:-
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost? Fasten your sheet belt.
How can you tell when windows are scared? They get shudders.
Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? It had no BODY to dance with.
Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.
Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up with payments to his exorcist. He was repossessed.
Dat’s all folks !!! Ooops, I can here the moans and groans right now. LOL
